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blonde tag
 
 
Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?

A: One.

blondes and pickles
 
 
Why don't blondes eat pickles?

Because they can't get their head in the jar.

a police officer saw a car speeding...
 
 
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, "Pull over!"

The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"

blonde luck
 
 
A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!"

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