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clinton & kfc
 
 
Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

oh my god!
 
 
There were three nuns talking and one nun said, "I was cleaning the priest's chamber, and I found some Playboy magazines under his pillow, so I burned them." The nuns looked at each other and the next one said, "That's nothing, I found a box of condoms in his drawer, so I poked little holes in them with a nail." The third nun suddenly jumped out of her seat and said, "Oh my god! I got to go."
bill gates' hard drive
 
 
Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

night of the living dead
 
 
An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it's soon time for the healing portion of the show.

"If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on the television, and one hand on the part of your body that ails you!" The old man places one hand on the television and one hand on his groin.

"Oh, don't be stupid!" says the old woman. "He said heal, not raise the dead!"


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