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lamaze class
 
 
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

"Yes?" asked the instructor.

"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

two things in the air
 
 
What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?

Her feet!

snakeskin punny
 
 
What kind of condoms do snakes use?

Anacondoms!

eat your vegetables
 
 
What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?

Getting around the wheelchair.


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