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smart bomb
 
 
Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they're plugged into a genius!

three drunk men
 
 
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, 'Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.'

The second guy said, 'Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.'

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.'

Then the first guy said, 'No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

pickles mating with deer, mass hysteria
 
 
What do you get when you cross a pickle and a female deer?

A dildo!
80-pounder
 
 
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound testicles?

People say he was half-nuts!


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