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bra & hat
 
 
What did the bra say to the hat?

"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

smart bomb
 
 
Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they're plugged into a genius!

80-pounder
 
 
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound testicles?

People say he was half-nuts!

blonde's backseat
 
 
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at 'Lovers' Cove' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

'NO!' yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

'NO!' the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

'Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?' asked the guy.

'For the last time, NO!' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, 'Well, why the hell not?'

The blonde looked at him and said, 'Because I wanna stay up here with you.'


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