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urinalotta trouble
 
 
Above the urinal, written on the wall:
Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!
why god created man
 
 
Q. Why did God invent men?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

clinton 'n' buddy
 
 
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?

A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman and the other is a chocolate lab!
the birds and the bees
 
 
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"


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