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lightbulb flies
 
 
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only two, but I don't know how they got in there!
what's your poison?
 
 
Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son.

The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed.

When he woke up the next morning he found that his father had died.

widows98
 
 
"Do you ever get horny?" said one widow to the other.
"Sure."
"What do you do about it?"
"I suck on a lifesaver."
"Oh. That works?"
"Yep."
"What beach do you go to?"
christmas bonus
 
 
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.


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