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don't eat the yellow snow
 
 
Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter and the other had a son. When thier kids were teenagers they started dating, and the two farners encouraged it. One day the girl's father went over to the other farmer's house and said that he didn't want thier children dating anymore. The boy's father asked, "Why not?"

The other farmer said, "Come here and I'll show you." In his yard was the girl's name written in pee in the snow.

The boy's father said, "Oh, come on, that's just boy stuff."

The other farmer said, "You think I dont' know my own daughter's handwriting?"

yo mama's so nasty, i came over and asked...
 
 
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked what's for dinner and she opened her legs and said "TUNA SUPRISE!"
a little boy wrote to santa ...
 
 
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
what do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
 
 
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?

A: All you can eat under a buck.


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