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energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
pickle in the pants
 
 
There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him.
Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, "What's your secret?"
The guy whispers, "All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants."
In a fluorish, the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants. But when he returns to the shore, he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way, runs off screaming in bloody terror. Confused, he hurries over to the first guyand desperately asks, "Why are all the girls running away from me?" The first guy looks up and replies, "The pickle's on the wrong side."
bzzzz
 
 
How did the bee hurt his back?
He fell off his honey!
porcupines
 
 
Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?

A: Ouch.


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