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microsoftie
 
 
What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?

"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"

let's play war
 
 
How 'bout we play war?

I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
vibrators and soybeans
 
 
What do vibrators and soybeans have in common?

They are both meat substitutes!

five minutes to midnight
 
 
A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book.

The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20."

Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how oldshe is. The boy replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes."


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