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urinalotta trouble
 
 
Above the urinal, written on the wall:
Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!
squirrel kickin' back
 
 
Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.

chastity belt for the crusader's wife
 
 
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

smokey the bear
 
 
Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?

Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

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