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laffin' smurfs
 
 
Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?

Because the grass tickles their balls!

bill gates' hard drive
 
 
Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

the annual check-up
 
 
After his annual checkup, Bob is shocked to learn that he has somehow contracted a rare disease and has only twelve hours to live. Arriving home in utter despair, he tells his wife the terrible news and begins to cry. Overcome with grief, Helen hugs him tight and says, "Honey, I'm going to give you a night you'll never forget!"

They go to bed early and make passionate love with an ardor they haven't felt in years. When they're done, Bob turns to his wife and says, "Honey, that was *wonderful,* the best we've ever had. Can we do it again?" This time it's even more passionate. Later, as Helen is about to doze off, Bob gives her a nudge and says, "Honey, come on. How about one more time?"

"That's easy for you to say. You don't have to get up in the morning!"

what has 100 teeth?
 
 
Q: What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

A: A zipper.


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