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"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
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"It's this abortion bill, Mr. Condit. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.
"Just go ahead and pay it," responds the Congressman.
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Cecil said, "Scott, what the heck is your butt doing in the refrigerator?"
Scott said: "Because I wanted you to have something cool to slip into."
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'Brothers and Sisters, I also understand that there have been some he'n and he'n goin' on. Those who are guilty, leave my presence.' So some embarrased men exited the church.
'Brothers and Sisters, I also understand that there have been some she'n and she'n going on. Those who are guilty, leave my presence.' So some women got up and exited the church. The preacher looked around and the only one left in the church was a little boy sittin' in the front pew. The preacher walked up to the boy.
'I would like to commend you for being such an upright, loyal Christian.'
'Hold up now preacher. If you had gotten down to some me'n and some me'n, I'd have to get up and leave too!'
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