Sexuality jokes

Jokes » sexuality » jokes 33

Sexuality


monica's first look
 
 
Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?

A: The Executive Branch!
thee you in the moth pit
 
 
Why do moths fly with their legs open?

Cause they've got huge mothballs!

dwarf eskimo
 
 
What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on?

A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!
old granny and dog
 
 
There was an old lady and her dog who lived on the coast.

Every day she and the dog would take a stroll along the beach. One day she stumbled across a bottle. She rubbed the bottle and a genie popped out, who said "You have three wishes." The old granny said "I want a million dollars." Within moments, she was sitting on a pile of cash.

Then she said, "I want my old house to become a mansion." Immediately, her house became a palace. Then she made her last wish: "I want to become a beautiful young lady and my dog to be my handsome young husband." "Done," the genie said and, as the lady and her dog were transformed, the genie disappeared.

The woman took her things and went home. Then she hopped into bed and took her new, handsome husband with her. Then he turned to her and said, "Now aren't you thrilled you had me neutered?"


Page 34 of 265     «« Previous | Next »»