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squirrel kickin' back
 
 
Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.

question...sex change
 
 
What do you call a female sex change?

An addadictomy!

who wants to be a millionaire
 
 
A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."

The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.

So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes.

The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"
men and carpet
 
 
Why are men just like carpet?

Once you lay 'em right you can walk all over 'em.

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