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what do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
 
 
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday.
inner space
 
 
What has three balls and comes from outer space?

E.T., the Extra-Testicle!

hulking mass
 
 
What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper!

the offspring
 
 
A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in the forest. One day, a sapling grows between them, and each swears that it's not their son. The beech thinks it's a son-of-a-birch, and the birch thinks it's a son-of-a-beech. To settle it, they enlist the help of a woodpecker, who checks it out.

"You are both wrong," he says when he comes back up. "That's the best piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in."


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