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pickles mating with deer, mass hysteria
 
 
What do you get when you cross a pickle and a female deer?

A dildo!
80-pounder
 
 
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound testicles?

People say he was half-nuts!

extra-large condoms
 
 
A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms.

The pharmacist replies, 'Yes, would you like to buy one?'

The woman replies, 'No sir, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?'

early stages of viagra development
 
 
A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, "I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year. Just say ‘one, two, three' and you'll get the largest erection you've ever had. After your wife's been satisfied, simply say ‘one, two, three, four' and it will disappear for 12 months." Later that night as the man is lying in bed watching television, he says to his wife, "Watch this! One, two, three!" His schlong becomes larger and stiffer than ever before. His wife is amazed. She smiles and says, "That's great! But what did you say ‘one, two, three' for?"

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