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early stages of viagra development
 
 
A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, "I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year. Just say ‘one, two, three' and you'll get the largest erection you've ever had. After your wife's been satisfied, simply say ‘one, two, three, four' and it will disappear for 12 months." Later that night as the man is lying in bed watching television, he says to his wife, "Watch this! One, two, three!" His schlong becomes larger and stiffer than ever before. His wife is amazed. She smiles and says, "That's great! But what did you say ‘one, two, three' for?"
blonde's backseat
 
 
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at 'Lovers' Cove' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

'NO!' yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

'NO!' the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

'Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?' asked the guy.

'For the last time, NO!' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, 'Well, why the hell not?'

The blonde looked at him and said, 'Because I wanna stay up here with you.'

clinton's music
 
 
Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone?

A: Because he had a hor-monica.
it's what's for dinner
 
 
What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef Stroke-n-off


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