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chuck the yuck
 
 
What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?
"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."
psychology class
 
 
A college psychology class was studing human reaction to sexual stimulus and of special interest was the frequency of amorous relations.

'How many students here,' said the professor, 'engage more than once a week?'
Five people raised their hands.

'And how many engage once a week?'
Ten hands went up.

'How many twice a month?'
Eight hands went up.

'Once a month?'
Four hands were raised.

'And how may once a year?'
A little guy in the back waved his hand frantically and giggled hysterically.

'If you engage only once a year,' said the professor, 'I don't see what you're so overjoyed about.'
Flush with excitement, the little guy said, 'Yeah, but tonight's the night!'

two hookers
 
 
Two hookers were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said, 'TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00.' A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that moment, another car passed with a sign saying, 'JESUS SAVES.' The hookers asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, 'Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion.' So the two ladies took their sign down and drove off.
The following day the same cop in the area noticed the two ladies driving aound with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read, 'TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00.'
tiny headed man
 
 
A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar, drinking, when the bartender asked him why his head was so small. The man sighed.

"I was walking along the beach one day and happened upon a lamp. A beautiful genie came out of the lamp and said that she would grant me 3 wishes. First, I wished for all the money in the world. Then I wished for the biggest mansion in all the world."

"Yeah?"

"And then I wished for a little head."


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