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He is driving to his destination, and he sees a sign that says 'Church of Latter-Day Saints Whorehouse -- 10 miles.' He thinks to himself, 'I'll just ignore it or my wife will leave me.' There is a sign for it every mile, so he finally breaks down and goes where the sign says to go. He knocks on the door of the whorehouse and a nun comes to the door. The man says, 'Where can I get a whore?'
The nun says, 'I'll need $500 first.' The man says okay and pays, then asks about his whore again. The nun replies, 'We will need another $100.' The man pays then asks for his whore again. The nun says 'Okay, see that hallway. Wait for 15 minutes. Go straight, left, straight, right and you'll see a door.'
He follows the directions, walks out the door and finds himself in the parking lot. His car has a sign on it that says, 'Congrats. You have just been screwed by the Church of Latter-Day Saints.'
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You come in one and you go in the other!
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Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
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The second nun is asked 'Who was the first woman on earth?' she says, 'That's easy, Eve!' Lights flash and the gates open.
The Third nun is asked, 'What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?' The nun is puzzled and can't figure it out, so she says, 'That's a hard one.' Lights flash up and the pearly gates open.
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