Sexuality jokes

You come in one and you go in the other!

He is driving to his destination, and he sees a sign that says 'Church of Latter-Day Saints Whorehouse -- 10 miles.' He thinks to himself, 'I'll just ignore it or my wife will leave me.' There is a sign for it every mile, so he finally breaks down and goes where the sign says to go. He knocks on the door of the whorehouse and a nun comes to the door. The man says, 'Where can I get a whore?'
The nun says, 'I'll need $500 first.' The man says okay and pays, then asks about his whore again. The nun replies, 'We will need another $100.' The man pays then asks for his whore again. The nun says 'Okay, see that hallway. Wait for 15 minutes. Go straight, left, straight, right and you'll see a door.'

He follows the directions, walks out the door and finds himself in the parking lot. His car has a sign on it that says, 'Congrats. You have just been screwed by the Church of Latter-Day Saints.'

She answers, "No, but he'll back in about 30 minutes. You can stay and wait for him if you want." The friend agrees and enters the house.

As the wife is about to enter the bedroom the friend says, "If you flash me I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The wife thinks about it, and decides that she does need some money of her own. So she agrees and flashes him. She was about to leave the room when he says, "If you model nude for me until your husband gets home, I'll give you two hundred dollars." She thinks about it and agrees. A couple of minutes later he says, "If you have sex with me, I'll give you three hundred dollars." She thinks about it and agrees.

After the sex, he leaves, saying he had other buisness to get to. She thinks happily about the six hundred dollars and what she would do with it. Her husband comes home and she says, "Honey, your friend came over today."

He replies, "Oh? Did he have the six hundred dollars he owed me?"