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stone surprise
 
 
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.

"Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."

sign on the brothel
 
 
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A. Beat it! We're closed.

10 things in golf that sound dirty
 
 
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
clinton's bookmarks
 
 
Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?

A: Because he likes to bend pages!

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