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american divorce
 
 
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
747
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747!

shoplifting
 
 
A man walks into a music store and wants to buy a good, old-fashioned vinyl record. He gets the record and is ready to check out when he discovers that he forgot his wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decides to steal the record. So he sticks it down his pants.

Of course, the cashier spots him on the way out and says, "Hey! Is that a record in your pants?"

The man replies, "Well, it may not be a record but I haven't heard any complaints."

cook
 
 
Q. What do call a good cook?

A. A master baster.


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