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bird and bloke
 
 
Bloke: Would you shag me for a million pounds?

Bird: Yes.

Bloke: Would you shag me for a fiver?

Bird: No, what do you take me for?

Bloke: I've already figured that one out. I'm just figuring out the price.
confucius...sausage
 
 
Man who stuffs his own sausage, pounds his own meat.
safe sex: grandparent to teen
 
 

    A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.

    Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?"

    Grandpa replies, "Nope."

    Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?"

    Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."

gay church
 
 
How do you know you're in a gay church?

Only half of the congregation is kneeling!

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