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why don't witches wear panties?
 
 
Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.
please pass the mayo
 
 
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

old people and nastiness
 
 
A very old couple wanted to have children, so they went to their doctor and told him their problem. The doctor gave the couple a tiny jar and told them to fill it up. About a week later, the couple came back.

"I tried with my right hand until it gave out, and I tried with my left hand until it gave out," said the man.

"And I tried with both hands until they gave out," said the woman. "And we still can't get the lid off the jar."

little people have little...
 
 
Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?

A: "OK, now you're gonna feel a little prick."


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