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the wonder bra
 
 
Q. Why is it called the wonder bra?

A. Because when they take it off you wonder where her boobs went.

old people and nastiness
 
 
A very old couple wanted to have children, so they went to their doctor and told him their problem. The doctor gave the couple a tiny jar and told them to fill it up. About a week later, the couple came back.

"I tried with my right hand until it gave out, and I tried with my left hand until it gave out," said the man.

"And I tried with both hands until they gave out," said the woman. "And we still can't get the lid off the jar."

why don't witches wear panties?
 
 
Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.
please pass the mayo
 
 
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"


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