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the blind man and the whore
 
 
A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for a girl. The madam figures, since he's blind, she'll just give him an inflatable, lifesize doll -- he won't know the difference. So the man goes in the room with the inflatable girl and comes outfive minutes later. The madam asks him what happened and he says, “I slapped her ass, she farted and blew out the window.”
why don't witches wear panties?
 
 
Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.
little people have little...
 
 
Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?

A: "OK, now you're gonna feel a little prick."

code for love
 
 
There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of 'writing a letter.'

One day, Daddy said to his daughter, 'Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said, 'The red ribbon is coming out, not now.' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.

One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, 'Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.'


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