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jumping rope
 
 
Two teenagers were walking through a park when they saw two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious.

"What are they doing?" asked the girl.

"They're jumping rope," said the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you how someday."

"I think I want you to teach me now," said the girl. So the two went behind some bushes and started getting it on. When the boy had his pants down, the girl asked what that was behind his "rope."

"That," said the boy, "that's my knot."

"Well," said the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope."

mrs. shagwell
 
 
Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.
parsley
 
 
What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?

You push them both aside when you eat.

hand-eye coordination
 
 
What two men's hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?

Video games and porno.


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