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kitty & lady find l-o-v-e
 
 
One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes.

'I wish I was 21 and beautiful!' The wish is instantly granted.

'I wish I had a million dollars!' The wish is granted.

'I wish that my cat here were the most handsome guy in the world and was madly in love with me.' The wish is granted. The now young lady and her man go inside. They start to cuddle, and the man looks at her.

'Aren't you upset that you had me fixed?'
learning to fly
 
 
Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven.
"I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off." So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when they get there the first guy sees a naked woman walk by so his wings falll off. When he bends over to pick them up the second guy's wings fall off.
sex vs. computers
 
 
What is the difference between sex and computers?

With computers, the software goes into the hardware. With sex, the hardware goes into the software.

p. diddy on a diet
 
 
What dessert doesn't Puff Daddy/P. Diddy eat any more?

Jello (j-Lo)


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