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the birds and the bees
 
 
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"

blonde bellybutton
 
 
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?

Her husband was a blonde too!

snow off-white
 
 
What is pink and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry!

lsd cocktail
 
 
Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!


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