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what do you call a prostitute's children?
 
 
What do you call a prostitute's children?

Brothel Sprouts!

swing low sweet charriot
 
 
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob, "If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts!"
pitching a tent
 
 
Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"
elevator scene
 
 
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"

The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"

The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."


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