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essential army stealth equipment
 
 
Why do soldiers wear condoms?

So the enemy doesn't seem 'em coming!
747
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747!

whistle while you twurk
 
 
One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records" competition. The first one entered the 'smallest feet' contest and won. The second one entered the 'smallest hands' contest and one. The third entered the 'smallest penis' contest -- and lost. He came away, very dejected.

"What happened?" asked his friends.

"Who's Bill Clinton?"

christmas bonus
 
 
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.


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