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babe-raham lincoln
 
 
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"

"Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.

"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

pool
 
 
How do you make a pool table laugh?

Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!
late again
 
 
A kid was late for school one day.

"I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher.

"Couldn't your father have done that?"

"Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

smokey the bear
 
 
Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?

Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

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