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river deep
 
 
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend. When he got to the bush were his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away. The boy that was here for a long time got curios and ran after him and asked, "Why did you run away."

The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a naked woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran."

counting condoms
 
 
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.

Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"

Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

the dynamite kid
 
 
There were these two people in a bar, a boy and a girl. They started talking and decided to go back to the guy's house. When they got there the man took off his shirt and said, 'This is 1,000 pounds of dynamite.'
The girl was sweating.
Then he took off his pants and said, 'This is another 1,000 pounds of dynamite.'
By now, the girl wanted to jump on him. Then he took off his boxers and the girl started to run for the door.
The guy asked, 'Whats wrong? Where are you going?'
The girl said 'With 2,000 pounds fo dynamite and such a short fuse, I thought you were going to blow.'
smoking problems
 
 
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Use more lube.


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