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men two hobbies
 
 
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?

A: His left hand and his right hand.

grandpa gets off
 
 
A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm when one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his grandfather playing with himself. The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?" Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"
osama is celebate
 
 
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

frenchman walks into a bar
 
 
A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine. The frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well.

The frenchie asks the landlord, "What is that dirty camel doing in here?"

The Landlord pulls a cricket bat out from behind the bar hits the camel in the head and the camel gives the landlord oral pleasure.

The Landlord looks at the frenchie and says "You want a go?" to which the frenchie replies: "Oui, but there is no need to hit me over the head."


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