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keep it on the dl
 
 
What does a old posty bike and a fat girl have in common?
Their fun to ride until your friends find out.
lightbulb... arkansas
 
 
How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!
three gay men
 
 
Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.'

The second man said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.'

The third man said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.'

yo mama's nasty!
 
 
Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.

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