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optimistic jack
 
 
Once, in a small town, lived a man named Jack. Everyone in town knew Jack was very optimistic -- even if a situation was terrible, Jack could always think of a way it could be worse. Everyone in the town was tired of hearing Jack say that, so one day they decided to to lie to Jack.
"Jack, the baker Bob found his wife in bed with another man last night! He shot the man and then himself! Isn't that terrible?"
"Sure, it's terrible, but it could've been worse!"
"How could THAT possibly have been worse?"
"Well, if it had been the night before I would've been dead!"
screwdrivin' clinton
 
 
What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns!
male disorientation
 
 
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?

A: They don't stop to ask for directions.

laffin' smurfs
 
 
Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?

Because the grass tickles their balls!


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