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upholding the cloth
 
 
A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So he met with her one day and began slowly warming up to her.

"Oh, my child," he said, "your dress is most lovely."

"Thank you, Father," she replied.

The radio was playing and they danced a little as they talked.

"Oh, my child," said the priest, "your conversation is most lovely."

"Thank you, Father," said the prostitute.

Finally, the priest sat her down and said, "Oh, my child, there is one thing I have against you."

And the prostitute said, "Yes, I know, Father. I felt it while we were dancing."

a few good lawyers
 
 
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
modern science
 
 
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% — wedding cake!
dynamite!
 
 
There was this hunk at a trade fair, flashing his big muscles and repeating, "Ten tons of dynamite, ten tons of dynamite," while eyeing the females around.

One young lady was impressed and, with the intention of giving him a try, entered the tent with him. She was out in a moment saying "Huh, ten tons of dynamite, with half an inch of fuse?"


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