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sex advice
 
 
Sex is like a card game - if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!
mathematics
 
 
He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, 'Now that's addition.'
And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfication, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, 'Now that's subtraction.'
Then he kissed her, she kissed him without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, 'That's multiplication.'
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, 'That's long division!'
pickmeup
 
 
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
lesbian eskimo
 
 
Q: What do you call a lesbian eskimo?

A: A klondyke.


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