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slick willy
 
 
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Ross Perot are on a ship when it is sinking. Perot orders for all women to head for the life boats. Bush says screw the women! Clinton says "Do we have time?"
how do you know if a frenchman...
 
 
Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?

A: Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant.

tire vs. condoms
 
 
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year and the other is a great year.
bedside confession
 
 
Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the first time.

Julie: I think I should warn you Ted, I've got acute angina

Ted: You're breasts aren't bad either.


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