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so you want to marry a millionaire ?
 
 
A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said,'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
'That was incredible!' she said.
'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
'That was incredible!" he said. "Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.'
three gay men
 
 
Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.'

The second man said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.'

The third man said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.'

blonde's coffin
 
 
Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?

Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!

lesbian vampires
 
 
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month.


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