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osama is celebate
 
 
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

yo mama like a stamp
 
 
Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.
healthy virgin
 
 
Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

sleeping squirrel
 
 
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?

To keep his nuts warm!


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