Sexuality jokes

The bartender walked over them looked at the first duck and said, 'How was your day?'

'Not too bad, since I was in and out of puddles all day,' replied the duck.
'What is your name?' the bartender asked.
'Hewy, and I'll have a beer.'

The bartender asks the next duck the same question and gets the same answer, that his day was pretty good because he was in and out of puddles all day, and his name was Dewy.

The bartender looks at the third duck and says, 'Let me guess your name is Lewy' The duck looked up at him with a tired look on his face and said, 'My name is puddles, and don't ask me how my bloody day was!'

So the Doberman says, 'I love liver and cheese.'

The Collie says, 'That's not good enough.'

The Bulldog says, 'I hate liver and cheese.'

She says, 'That's not creative.'

Finally, with his Mexican accent, the Chihuahua says, 'Liver alone......cheese mine.'

A. They don't. They eat out!