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what's the difference between a blonde...
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open

what's worse?
 
 
What's worse than having termites in your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

dog talk
 
 
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, 'Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.'

So the Doberman says, 'I love liver and cheese.'

The Collie says, 'That's not good enough.'

The Bulldog says, 'I hate liver and cheese.'

She says, 'That's not creative.'

Finally, with his Mexican accent, the Chihuahua says, 'Liver alone......cheese mine.'

blonde and doorknobs
 
 
What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?

Everyone gets a turn


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