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blonde and doorknobs
 
 
What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?

Everyone gets a turn

dinner's on the table
 
 
Q. What do lesbians cook for dinner?

A. They don't. They eat out!

dog talk
 
 
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, 'Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.'

So the Doberman says, 'I love liver and cheese.'

The Collie says, 'That's not good enough.'

The Bulldog says, 'I hate liver and cheese.'

She says, 'That's not creative.'

Finally, with his Mexican accent, the Chihuahua says, 'Liver alone......cheese mine.'

helen keller joke
 
 
Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?
So u could read her lips!

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