Sexuality jokes

'Brothers and Sisters, I also understand that there have been some he'n and he'n goin' on. Those who are guilty, leave my presence.' So some embarrased men exited the church.

'Brothers and Sisters, I also understand that there have been some she'n and she'n going on. Those who are guilty, leave my presence.' So some women got up and exited the church. The preacher looked around and the only one left in the church was a little boy sittin' in the front pew. The preacher walked up to the boy.

'I would like to commend you for being such an upright, loyal Christian.'

'Hold up now preacher. If you had gotten down to some me'n and some me'n, I'd have to get up and leave too!'

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"

'How many students here,' said the professor, 'engage more than once a week?'
Five people raised their hands.

'And how many engage once a week?'
Ten hands went up.

'How many twice a month?'
Eight hands went up.

'Once a month?'
Four hands were raised.

'And how may once a year?'
A little guy in the back waved his hand frantically and giggled hysterically.

'If you engage only once a year,' said the professor, 'I don't see what you're so overjoyed about.'
Flush with excitement, the little guy said, 'Yeah, but tonight's the night!'