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what happens when a lawyer takes viagra...
 
 
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

They grow taller.

a woman wearing a strapless gown and ...
 
 
A woman wearing a strapless gown and sporting a necklace with an airplane as the locket sees a young man staring at her at length during a party.

After the party the woman asks: "Wear you admiring my airplane?"

Man:"No, I was admiring the landing field."

birdy
 
 
There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!"

She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her.

She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."

screw the world
 
 
What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?

One wants to screw the world and one already has!


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