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sports and virility
 
 
One sportsman goes up to a non-athletic man and says, "If you aren't into sports, then you are gay."

The non-athletic man responds, "Okay, riddle me this, riddle me that, if you're into sports, then you are into slapping each others asses?"

jane's dirty mind
 
 
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?”

Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.”

The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- you have a very dirty mind. Two -- you haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”

women's bits
 
 
Some men like looking at women's arses. Some men like looking at women's tits. Me, I like looking at the tops of their heads.
babe-raham lincoln
 
 
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"

"Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.

"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."


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