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two men and a refrigerator
 
 
Two men named Cecil and Scott live together. One very hot day, Cecil walked into the kitchen and found Scott with his butt up to the refrigerator.
Cecil said, "Scott, what the heck is your butt doing in the refrigerator?"

Scott said: "Because I wanted you to have something cool to slip into."

blonde who has it all
 
 
What do you give a blonde who has everything?

Penicillin.

who wants to be a millionaire
 
 
A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."

The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.

So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes.

The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"
yo mama's so stupid... asphalt
 
 
Yo mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

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