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two of dem dere lesbians
 
 
Two lesbians walk into a whorehouse and ask for the youngest girl they got. The madam looks at them for a second and says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers!"
nudist bmoc
 
 
Q. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Q. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony?
A. The girl who can eat the last donut.

curd and rod
 
 
Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

clinton's finished now
 
 
Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?

A: You have to wipe the Whitewater off your dress...

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