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blonde bedtime
 
 
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm?

She goes home.

bubble blowing duckies
 
 

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?"

"I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles."

He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess — you were blowing bubbles too?"

"No, I'm Bubbles."

feelin' blue
 
 
What do you call a guy with a blue penis?

A tight-fisted wanker.

sunroof you all night long
 
 
Why do blondes like sunroofs?

More legroom!


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