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babe watch
 
 
This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. He watches her for 3 days straight, and can't stand it any longer. He sends down a note on a piece of string: 'If you want me to make love to you please pull on the string once. If not please pull slowly 20 times and then faster another 10."
caution: condom crossing
 
 
Why'd the condom cross the road?

He got pissed off!

three drunk men
 
 
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, 'Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.'

The second guy said, 'Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.'

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.'

Then the first guy said, 'No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

pickles mating with deer, mass hysteria
 
 
What do you get when you cross a pickle and a female deer?

A dildo!

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