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gumor's orifice confusion
 
 
Gumor said to Selma. Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton? Selma said "No."

Gumor asked her again Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton? Selma said "No."

Gumor asks her again Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton? Selma says "OK."

A minute later Selma says Gumor that's not my bellybutton. Gumor says, 'Suprise, Suprise! That's not my finger either.'

corduroy condom
 
 
Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A. A groovy kind of love.

sin and shame
 
 
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?

A. It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out!

what didja learn?
 
 
A southern girl returned home after a summer with her grandparents in Ohio. Her friends asked her what she learned on her trip.
"Well, they have these men up there who like other men."
"Ooh. What are they called?"
"They call them gay."
"What else did you learn?"
"Well, they have these women who like other women."
"Ooh. What are they called?"
"They call them lesbians."
"Did you learn anything else?"
"Yes. They have these men who lick women in their most private parts."
"Ooh. What do they call them?"
"I don't know, but when he was done, I called him 'Precious.'"

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