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a shave and a shine
 
 
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

69
 
 
I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
man beats dog
 
 
Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?

So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.

monica and bob dole
 
 
What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?

They were both upset when Bill finished first!


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