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"It's horrible," she said, "just horrible -- Jerome is dead!" Feeling there was little he could do, Frank walked on.
A few minutes later, he came upon another woman crying hysterically. "Jerome is dead!" she screamed as she staggered past.
Continuing along the road, Frank came upon a sickening sight: a big bear of a man lay on the road beneath the wheels of a truck. The force of the impact had ripped the man's clothes off and, much to Frank's surprise, the man had a penis over a foot long. There were several other women surrounding him screaming, "'Jerome is dead! Jerome is dead!"
Upon reaching his house, he said to his wife, "Honey, you won't believe what i just saw. A man was lying in the road, stiff as a board -- and he had an endowment at least fourteen inches long."
"Sweet Jesus," she said, "Jerome is dead?!"
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A.If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!
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To make sure she's the First Lady...
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