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smurfette
 
 
There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she screwed each one seven times. Enter 5000+1 times 7 in a calculator to see what Smurfette was...
porcupines
 
 
Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?

A: Ouch.

j.lo and doorknobs
 
 
What does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn.
yo mama is so stupid
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with sweat holes.

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