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viagra + death = ?
 
 
What happend to the man who died on an overdose of Viagra?

They couldn't close the coffin.

dynamite!
 
 
There was this hunk at a trade fair, flashing his big muscles and repeating, "Ten tons of dynamite, ten tons of dynamite," while eyeing the females around.

One young lady was impressed and, with the intention of giving him a try, entered the tent with him. She was out in a moment saying "Huh, ten tons of dynamite, with half an inch of fuse?"

witchy women
 
 
Why don't witches have children?

Because their husbands have Holloweenies.
on a deserted island
 
 
A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors of a shipwreck. They somehow find themselves on a deserted island. At first, Tyra wants nothing to do with the very average guy, but after a while they become friends, then lovers.

One day the guy asks Tyra to dress in his clothes and meet him on the other side of the island. Tyra is taken aback by the request, but eventually decides there is no harm in it and agrees. She waits for him on the beach, and he soon arrives. He runs up to her, breathless and excited.

"You'll never believe who I have been screwing!"


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