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male masturbation
 
 
What does a guy say when he's going to masturbate?

"I'm gonna to go hit the sack!"

mary had a little lamb
 
 
Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.
pinocchio and raggedy ann
 
 
Q: What did Raggedy Ann do when she was horny?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said, “Tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie!!!”

banging and banking
 
 
Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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